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Cynthia Thompson says:
Tue, 07/03/2012 - 09:43

So many changes for me...and I don't know if my seat belt works... My rising sign is Virgo and my Sun sign is Libra.

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Kim says:
Tue, 07/03/2012 - 06:06

...and I,m wearing red today, and fastening my seat belt!! Thank you once again, Guys!

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Mara says:
Mon, 07/02/2012 - 15:09

You guys, you make me laugh -- love it!
You work perfectly together as a team--please don't change that. Love that you can be role models, and show us how "feelings are okay," and how hard things are sometimes best told while couched in a few asides of humor. Afterall, spoonful of sugar makes medicine go down? Oblique Truth can feel less intimidating, less awful, and less painful to apply and use. Takes a lot of courage and motivation to stay and grow. Comedy allows me to keep illusion that I'm okay, and not being thrown under a bus!--- even if that were to be true....about the bus.

And guys, you have every right to complain about too many complaints. I mean, too much. :D I'd be really torqued off about that, too -- if I were you... Soooo, as the last of the complaint generating transits clear the skies, you bravely invite the vestiges of the last mouthy geminian complaints to say their piece now (( then forever hold their peace? so funny!) )

As one amply supplied up to my big brown eyes full with that Mercury energy (ruler of communications), I will step forward and in gentle fun, pile something on, in Leno-style humor! --

"Would-Could-Shoulda" (gently & conveyed in fun loving good spirits)---

I WOULDA totally kept quiet about this, but in the spirit of having "good fun" here's something
I COULDA mentioned on the side if you actually had a way for us to send helpful 'private' messages to your staff. And, since you are both such so fun, and such "good sports"...
I think that you SHOULDA noticed by now---
that new makeup (foundation, eyeliner) you recently started wearing doesn't look nice.
In fact it gives a painted, like a cadaver corpse-like look! --- OR???? Horror! Could it BE??? you are actually zombies or vampires who [oooh noooh] forgot to put their natural face look on?? :heart: Lots of Love ... mara

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Janice Roe says:
Mon, 07/02/2012 - 12:44

As a Gemini, I absolutely loved today. What a clever way to drive an idea home. I'm still laughing. Thanks again.

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Myda D. Jaz says:
Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:26

July 2....do you guys need to explain it to EACH OTHER?...I don't get it...
Not nearly as much fun to watch...
Again, respectfully....LOVE what you do...but....talk to me! : )
LIght and Love

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Cynthia Thompson says:
Mon, 07/02/2012 - 09:26

I agree Helen,....too many ads!

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helen says:
Mon, 07/02/2012 - 04:46

Love astrology and you are so good but please get rid of that awful scam ad about cutting 2 stone off your belly, this is a cruel fake ad taking advantage of desperate people.This association gives Astrology a bad name. love & light, Helen Maya

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Myda D. Jaz says:
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 11:44

: ) ....Interesting...A look ahead and a leap back...was pleasantly pleased at first glance...then I watched...and...
But...and I ask this most respectfully....because I love what you do...
any chance that ya'll can look at ME when you're talkin...
this ain't no tall show is it?....and just to be clear, I watched July 1st only to form this opinion...
Light and Love

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Luci says:
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 23:07

Intense...oh really

allow discontent surface vs suppressing

For the sake of not making my life wave any bigger.... I didn't listen prior to leaving home..but...
.had a teenager girl interrupting me while speaking to another adult, heated exchange but she shut up. And told a male friend,
I forgive him for not supporting me....dodging and making excuses, I gave him stern responses.
And to end a wonderful evening with my narcissistic mother....if there is a positive wave..
I pray I did my work to play on a that silver surf board.

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Luci says:
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 22:53

Thank you kindly Cynthia...I must give the proper credit for Metamorphosis: analogy of our spiritual Journey belong to by Grace Wiebe, June 2006.

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