Your Unemployment Horoscope

by Stephanie Dempsey

In this uncertain economy, jobs are a scarcity. Fortunately, each horoscope sign is equipped with a special set of hidden resources, and drawing on these gifts can help us sustain the ups and downs of the job market as we work through troubling economic times. So if you're looking for work, give careful thought to your astrological blessings -- they can help pass the time and set yourself up for the next big opportunity.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You Rams are restless characters that need an outlet for all your boundless energy. If you're out of work, hit the gym. There's never been a better time to get in beautiful shape. The best part of this remedy is that your improved looks will open doors for you in the marketplace. When you look good, you radiate confidence. Pretty soon, an employer will take notice of your self-assured demeanor and offer you a plum position.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

It's always difficult for the security-conscious Bull to be out of work. However, you need not despair over your situation. Ruled by beautiful Venus, you've been blessed with creative talent -- why not take this opportunity to develop it? Hands-on activities like baking, gardening and craftwork will pass the time between job interviews. And with a little luck, you'll find a market for your wares. What a wonderful way to supplement your income!

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

A versatile horoscope sign like yours shouldn't have much trouble filling your free time while unemployed. In fact, you may embrace the opportunity to write a novel, start a blog or take up a musical instrument. Keeping your intellect engaged will improve your prospects for finding a job, too. You always do very well on job interviews, thanks to your charming ability to think on your feet. That's why it's so important to pursue hobbies that sharpen your wits.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Sensitive Moon children can take unemployment personally. Instead of dwelling on what you could have done to keep your job, you Cancers will benefit by turning your attention to more constructive pursuits. Researching your family tree, refurbishing old furniture or studying ways to make your resources stretch further can all be uplifting. In these difficult times, everybody is looking for ways to do more with less -- your methods will prove the most effective.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)

Losing your job can wound a Lion's oversized pride. However, there is something to be gained from this situation. Being out of work gives you the freedom to expand your horizons through travel, study or both. If you play your cards right, you could even publish a memoir of your experiences. The key is to find an inexpensive way to fund your adventure. A grant from a religious, cultural or educational institution could be forthcoming.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)

You Virgins enjoy being of service to others. If you're out of work, you can find a way to fill your time by creating something of lasting value. A community garden, a lending library or a kennel for stray animals are all things worth your time and attention. With a little luck, you could turn such a venture into a paying enterprise. You've been blessed with a great deal of intelligence and enterprise -- why not go into business for yourself?