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The Dream Is Real

The Dream Is Real

"Inception" is pretty much the same as a Pisces Moon

Have you seen Inception? It was impossible to figure out, right? Reality blurred into dreams, and we left the theaters a bit confused, but happy enough. Well, now you can get ready for a real-life blockbuster, because the next few days are gonna be just like that -- confusing, but entertaining for sure. ... Keep reading »

The 'Heart Attack Grill' spokesman dies at 29

The 'Heart Attack Grill' spokesman dies at 29

This week's karmic triumphs and trip-ups

From untimely deaths to "food terrorism" to Justin Bieber's good deeds, we're capping off the week with a dose of karmic headlines. ... Keep reading »

Libya Loses Internet, Pisces Causes Delays

Libya Loses Internet, Pisces Causes Delays

Astrology's latest look at upheaval in the Middle East

As political unrest intensifies in Libya, the country’s Internet has now been shut down completely -- a move likely aimed at thwarting organized social media efforts to oust delusional Gemini leader Muammar Gadhafi.  ... Keep reading »

The Art of Astrology... Literally

The Art of Astrology... Literally

Oregon coast gallery hosts Astrology art show in March

Just days after President Obama spoke about the important role artists have in building the values of this country, an Astrology art show right in line with our own values here at DH has popped up in the quaint oceanside community of Cannon Beach, Ore. ... Keep reading »

Shut Your Mouth, Mork

Shut Your Mouth, Mork

Mickey Mouse planet? No way. Pluto means business

“Never go to Pluto. It’s a Mickey Mouse planet.” Remember when Mork from Ork said that? We all got a giggle, but the reality is… Pluto means business -- especially today. ... Keep reading »

Does Saying "Sorry" Make It Ok?

Does Saying "Sorry" Make It Ok?

When do apologies work, and when are they just an excuse?

Apologies are in the headlines this week, with several notable celebs trying to make up for their bad behavior -- namely, flipping off the paparazzi, dropping an F-bomb at the Oscars, making anti-Semitic remarks and just, well, being Charlie Sheen. But all these public apologies beg us to ask the question, does saying sorry ... Keep reading »

Good Puppy Karma! Wall-e Survives Euthanasia, Twice

Good Puppy Karma! Wall-e Survives Euthanasia, Twice

Meet 3-month-old Wall-e, the miracle puppy from Oklahoma

Just look at this sweet face and those pretty blue eyes -- we’re in love, and the rest of the world is falling in love with Wall-e, too. The miracle puppy from ... Keep reading »

March 2011 Horoscopes for Life, Love and Career

March 2011 Horoscopes for Life, Love and Career

Will you tap into the luck o' the Irish this month?

March is a pivotal month, both seasonally and astrologically speaking. (And, of course, it’s a pretty exciting month for leprechauns, too). ... Keep reading »

SHE'S fat?! Three Cheers for Holly Madison's Inspiring Attitude

SHE'S fat?! Three Cheers for Holly Madison's Inspiring Attitude

Former playmate Madison stands up against the war on weight

The editorial world is abuzz this week as former Playboy playmate Holly Madison was told by the producers of her Vegas striptease show Peepshow that she needs to, get this: lose weight. Sporting a small frame and weighing somewhere just in the low 100s, Holly has a body most women would kill for ... Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen Ain't Nothin' But Trouble! [Update!]

Charlie Sheen Ain't Nothin' But Trouble! [Update!]

'Two and a Half Men' star rants ... and pays the price

[Update] Since we last discussed Charlie Sheen, well -- so much has happened! Who needs Two and a Half Men when you have Charlie Sheen himself? It really is like watching a sitcom. A strange, diluded sitcom. After news broke that Two and a Half Men would be shut down for the rest of the season, Sheen did an on-screen interview with celebrity gossip site TMZ, in which he blasted the show's producer, Chuck Lorre. That much, we've covered. ... Keep reading »

by Stephanie Dempsey

As the planet of communication, Mercury spins backward and causes confusion ... mishaps and misunderstandings can pop up in your love life! Mercury is retrograde in Pisces from March 5 - March 28, 2019 -- and we've got tips to help you through. ... continued »

by Sabra Ricci

As soon as the Sun hits Scorpio, it's time for aphrodisiacs! If you know any Scorpios, it should come as no surprise that this sexy sign rules the reproductive organs. The following foods and recipes are especially for these natives, but while the Sun is in this sensuous sign ... continued »

by Natori Moore

Great adventures await those who must accommodate the habits and quirks of a new roommate! Start by learning to happily co-exist with your roommate -- or find one you're naturally compatible with -- by knowing his or her horoscope sign. ... continued »

by Jeff Jawer

What does it mean when we say a planet is "exalted?" For example, the Moon is exalted whenever it's in Taurus, which it is for two days every month. But what exactly does that mean? ... continued »

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